Work: Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked...

By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 03:30 - Canada

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:12

Do you actually do **** or was that an instinctual joke?

MDoremis 38

Wednesday 13 July 2016 10:01

That escalated quickly.

Comments

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 13 July 2016 12:31

My ex used to say that when people said he looked familiar. I thought it was a joke, until he showed me his work.

OtakuTaco 15

Wednesday 13 July 2016 14:16

Well, do you?

RA91 26

Wednesday 13 July 2016 14:51

LMFAOOOOO!!!! This NEEDS a follow up!!!!

RuneRifle 22

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:26

The biggest question is: Do you actually do ****?

wellsheet 4

Wednesday 13 July 2016 16:55

Ok, I'm the OP. I didn't expect this to actually go anywhere. I made an account after the fact so I could give you guys a little background info. I'm in college and I work part-time for a local law firm. I'm a very sarcastic person, in general, which I try to dial down for work. The "I do ****" thing was just the first, most sarcastic thing that came to mind. I totally forgot my audience and just blurted it out. The client, thankfully, has a great sense of humor, and thought it was hilarious. And no, I don't actually do ****.