By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
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lilycups 11

Do you actually do **** or was that an instinctual joke?

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anonymoususer070 17

Haha, why would that even come to mind during something like that? Hopefully you didn't lose the client and they have a sense of humor :)

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ulissey_fml 22

So it's fetish ****, hey ? Maybe the assistant liked what you did with that foot ...

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lilycups 11

Do you actually do **** or was that an instinctual joke?

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ThrottleJockey 35

And please provide links, for research purposes.

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Malsain_fml 10

#16 Agreed! I wonder if it's a girl or a guy!

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KayDee29 31

#16 yes, I'm doing an extensive research on this specific subject. All the research.

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obvious_lee 9

No, no... that's in the ****.

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chelsmokes 14

Why??? How is this a thing that you just blurted out?? Lol

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MrGarrett26 11

that's a pretty common joke when someone says another looks familiar

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species4872 19

Sounds like a good thing to say. Did you give the client a sample tape?

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