Kids: Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally...

By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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firelegend 17

Monday 23 March 2015 12:25

What the hell is wrong with your mother in law

feven 32

Monday 23 March 2015 12:24

Mother-in-laws causing trouble since the beginning of time

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MajaW 7

Monday 23 March 2015 21:01

Lock the door next time...

The_Skittish_One 27

Monday 23 March 2015 22:40

What's with all the YDI comments saying that OP should have locked the door? Not every house has locks on the doors. Mine doesn't, and we haven't had the money to had any installed. There is every possibility that OP's bathroom door doesn't have a lock either. Regardless, it's still a horrible thing to do and I question the legality of it. Posting such a private photo on the internet without OP's permission was a shitty thing to do. Yes we all go to the bathroom but not all of us want to share ourselves using the bathroom with the rest of the worlds. Sorry that your mother in law did such a nasty thing, OP.

bruh21 18

Monday 23 March 2015 22:41

Thats where you stomp the shit out of her

MysteryGuest214 10

Monday 23 March 2015 23:35

Horrible woman.

DeathMeat 16

Monday 23 March 2015 23:43

Your mother-in-law knows how to take a quick picture and post it on social media? I'd be impressed

baxwar 15

Tuesday 24 March 2015 0:04

Isn't that shit against the law without your consent? Just flag the post

nightfall8705 33

Tuesday 24 March 2015 0:13

Hey OP, did you know that if you re-arrange the words "mother-in-law" that you can make the words "woman Hitler"? Return the favor next time the in-laws come over. Serve them lax brownies and replace every roll of tissue in your house with duct tape. Have a camera on stand-by. Do it for the lulz.