Pregnancy and Health: Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound...

By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By nicolette5785452 - 16/11/2010 15:34 - United States

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 02:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 18:40 - United States

Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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senor_octubre 24

Tuesday 26 August 2014 16:55

Surprise!!!

dimerneckel 22

Tuesday 26 August 2014 16:55

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

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Bluekaren16 19

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:08

Who touched you?

van__hawthorne 12

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:09

Well, at least it'll be a fun story to tell your future offspring. Congratulations though OP!

thoresen1986 4

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:22

Interesting way to find out... Congrats!

AntiSocialKitten 21

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:25

Im trying to decide my thoughts on this, I guess it depends on how old you are.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 August 2014 23:10

Obviously old enough to be attending some form of college/university for her to be learning how to use ultrasound equipment.

newbrandomness22 6

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:41

now you know why people don't volunteer.

dimasev 12

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:50

Hands on experience.

foxy_sunshine 8

Tuesday 26 August 2014 19:54

Congratulations! :) boy or girl?

ThePols 11

Tuesday 26 August 2014 20:06

And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 26 August 2014 20:26

Congrats!

annarcheer 19

Tuesday 26 August 2014 20:30

how old are u.?

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