By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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dimerneckel 22

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

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pjsr 32

Plot twist: the teacher is the father

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incoherentrmblr 21

Lack of gender icon makes this FML interesting...

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incoherentrmblr 21

You've never seen the pregnant man?...

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evilscorpi 29

technically their still females. so says their dna

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brivielle 15

Gotta have that kid OP. Everyone will know if it's not born. So... #mumsrock or #fyl?

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RastaZebra 8

Actually, you all need to learn your pronouns, there are 492 genders capable of pregnancy and 284 genders not capable of pregnancy.

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jake_braves 25

I agree 109. Plus babies eventually get fun.:) their cuteness makes up for their troubles.

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dimerneckel 22

Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!

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Roskosity 22

There goes your reality tv star chances. Oh well. Congratulations!

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Shadowvoid 33

But now she does know, the whole basis of the show is that the woman has a baby into her toilet because she didn't know until birth

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VeganVampyre 26

... Which is why #2 said "now you WON'T be a star..."

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hystericsky 11

That show gave me really bad anxiety for 2 years after watching. I wouldn't so much as hug a guy.

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blaw24 1

Well I hope it's more of a pleasant surprise for you OP

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slooby_fml 25

That's like the good ol' finding out you're adopted in biology class

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