By Puff301 - 01/01/2016 23:25 - Australia - Tuggerah

Today, while on a flight, I was walking back to my seat after going to the bathroom, when someone stuck their leg out, causing me to trip and fall flat on my face. All the guy could say was, "There's a thing called glasses. Fucking use them!" FML
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Puff301 18

Hey guys, OP here. It was an overnight flight so they had the lights off, but I could still see the outline of objects and he definitely moved right before he tripped me. And my eyesight is fine. I just can't believe this got posted

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GoldenTornado11 15

You should reply with " There's a thing called manners! Use them."

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Tripartita 44

Oh, ****, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!

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Tripartita 44

Oh, ****, he's one of the optometrists' agents! They're out there, and their douchieness is funded by scumbags who want to raise public awareness of eyeglasses. Not many people are willing to admit it, but the eye in the illuminati logo has terrible vision and is in cahoots with optometrists everywhere! People, if you read this and aren't mindless sheep, throw down your glasses in rebellion against the forces that would have you dependent on them!

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LucasVDB 23

Without my glasses or contacts I'm classed as legally blind though?

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Tripartita 44

Sure, LEGALLY blind, but INTELLECTUALLY pure.

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nyf137 20

I throw down my glasses!! My question is: what about people who have contacts? Flush them?

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JMichael 25

There's a thing called assholes. He is one.

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DBpiano 22

Ugh I hate people like that with a passion...

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schreibergx93 19

Sorry OP, some people just aren't decent I hope the rest of the trip went well!

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captainsmegma 12

Tell the flight attendant that right before you fell you heard him say to person next to him "That's what I want you to do while I rush the cockpit"

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ohsnapword 21

"Excuse me, air marshal, this man assaulted me."

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legendof90 14

Please tell me u told him off. Please

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