Miscellaneous: Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 21:13 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML

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By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML

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By NickDrakeFan - 29/10/2013 01:57 - United States

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By please stop singing!!!! - 21/03/2014 23:59 - United States - Windermere

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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Don't think so highly of yourself

By Book by its cover - 08/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML

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By OzzyWannabee - 20/02/2015 08:12 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Friday 15 August 2014 5:07

I'm sure I'm going to be attacked by Miley fans, but Jimi and Miley aren't even in the same category!!! Maybe you shouldn't have restrained yourself!!!

Arathis 19

Friday 15 August 2014 5:07

I don't see Jimmy Hendrix twerking, or licking hammers naked.

Comments

dfancy 2

Saturday 16 August 2014 5:04

Your definitely should've let your primal instinct take over on that one!

joshi42 16

Saturday 16 August 2014 6:39

You shouldn't have stopped.

CuriousYel1ow 13

Saturday 16 August 2014 16:32

You can't compare one of the greatest guitar players of all time, a man who could play with his teeth, to a pop music performer who mainly interests preteens.

martini47 12

Saturday 16 August 2014 16:46

If you didn't kill him that's cool but I hope you at least said something about the trash that came out of his mouth

Saraishi 24

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:38

Don't be, sometimes only violence is the answer.

kimespinosa 13

Sunday 17 August 2014 10:35

huh

albertozeta_fml 9

Monday 18 August 2014 10:07

I think I would have taken his mike and thrown it off the window.

jlhask23 3

Monday 18 August 2014 16:04

should've done it.

bbpgrs 7

Monday 18 August 2014 17:16

All celebrities from the entertainment genre are the same to me

karCSJ 9

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:06

I would've done it! how dare he insult a guitar God like that... don't even be mad with yourself. the ignorance of some people can bring out the violent side of most people. the point is you caught yourself before you cud regret it and you shud be proud of the fact that in your true moment of blind anger and blood lust you restrained yourself in the nick of time. that is true power of self.