Miscellaneous: Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 21:13 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML

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By please stop singing!!!! - 21/03/2014 23:59 - United States - Windermere

Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

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By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

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By Book by its cover - 08/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML

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Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Friday 15 August 2014 5:07

I'm sure I'm going to be attacked by Miley fans, but Jimi and Miley aren't even in the same category!!! Maybe you shouldn't have restrained yourself!!!

Arathis 19

Friday 15 August 2014 5:07

I don't see Jimmy Hendrix twerking, or licking hammers naked.

Comments

SauceySarah 30

Friday 15 August 2014 9:30

No worries, I'd feel the exact same way. Jimi and Miley are on two completely different spectrums. Miley Cyrus isn't even close to Jimi Hendrix's standards.

decado 6

Friday 15 August 2014 10:02

We need a name and location from you. Justice must be dealt.

BMX_Josh 4

Friday 15 August 2014 10:09

Why did you have to refer to him by pimply-face? You think he controls it? Get a grip.

MzZombicidal 36

Friday 15 August 2014 20:33

He calls it how he sees it.

AcrusaderA 10

Friday 15 August 2014 10:09

No, you didn't. I don't see how this made it onto the site itself, but this is the biggest load of bull ever. Either you aren't a pacifist, or you weren't out of your seat, quit making shit up.

PokeZilla 9

Friday 15 August 2014 10:11

I'm surprised you were the only one ready to kill him. Did the other people on the bus not hear him or something?

lina21 12

Friday 15 August 2014 10:15

It's an FML for your tour guide that he has apparently no real grasp on music and time comparisons

derpina72 23

Friday 15 August 2014 10:30

Deep breaths man, deep breaths.

yoshiyakiryu 20

Friday 15 August 2014 13:00

That comparison is incredibly wrong. I'm not sure who I'd have compared Jimi Hendrix to now (I don't think there's anyone), and I don't know if there's anyone in the past I'd have compared Miley Cyrus to. However, you need to get a grip. The tour guide's action doesn't correlate to your violent and angry reaction.