Today, while on the first day of a family holiday, I was in charge... - FML

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By "daddyrobyn" - 28/09/2017 00:39

Today, while on the first day of a family holiday, I was in charge of carrying plates down to the table. This would have been fine had I not tripped over a rock and broke all the plates and then proceeded to touch my wounds with my hands that had just been dealing with chili. FML

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