Animals and Scary: GGs

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By deerslayer559 - 27/09/2017 23:14

Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML

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By Fail - 17/01/2023 12:00

Today, I was playing Wii Sports Golf. At the start of the final hole, my cat happened to run right in my way and I accidentally hit him, in addition to the ball. To add insult to injury, the ball went in the water, and my cat fell and landed in his litterbox. FML

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By Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2018 01:30

Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML

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By My new shoes might be too big - 14/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Spikeball with some friends when the ball got lost and went rolling towards a pond. As I sprinted to grab it before it fell in the water, my shoe came off, causing me to trip and faceplant into the mud. I then watched as the ball rolled into the pond. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By Chris - 05/04/2012 02:50 - United States - House Springs

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

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By ELK - 18/07/2018 15:00

Today, having played golf for 15 years, I had my first hole in one. I was playing by myself. There were no witnesses. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:31

In golf, the low score wins. Congrats! You beat the alligator!

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 28 September 2017 0:24

It's a good thing that was the only ball you lost.

Comments

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:30

Gator Golf, give it a whack, Gator Golf, he'll throw it right back. "Gator Golf, what could be greater Than playing a game of golf with a gator?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 September 2017 23:31

In golf, the low score wins. Congrats! You beat the alligator!

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 28 September 2017 0:24

It's a good thing that was the only ball you lost.

arioch_fml 20

Thursday 28 September 2017 3:18

Feraligatr uses growl. It's Super Effective!

weeping_willow 25

Thursday 28 September 2017 3:33

But did you die? OP: 1 Alligator: 0

skippydoda 32

Thursday 28 September 2017 5:22

YDI it for playing golf. Watching paint dry is more stimulating. Seriously, that'll make for a good story.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 28 September 2017 6:10

Can't let shooter McGavin win, fight the alligator!

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 28 September 2017 6:19

Do it for Chubbs!

RockPrincess26 16

Thursday 28 September 2017 20:31

I'm glad I'm not the only Happy Gilmore fan.

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 28 September 2017 6:42

Exactly how tall was the grass? Something tells me he was either in the water, or you were pretty far off course...

LittlemissCommunist 6

Thursday 28 September 2017 22:47

You must live in Florida.

interesting33 36

Friday 29 September 2017 1:23

I mean, I know little about alligators and might I be wrong but I think it could have been a lot worse. Did you have to call someone to report the alligator?