By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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muahzzbaybee 0

break up with him

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baronjman 2

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

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whatisthisjunk 0

Pack your bags NOW, and don't give him a chance to argue. That's a future abuser right there.

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whatisthisjunk 0

Oh, and if you think you might have any trouble with him, call a really tough male friend or relative of yours over. To make sure he can't stop you.

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Six23 1

I would have been like, "Well as the 'Beta-dog' or whatever...you need to shut the hell up, because sometimes when you open your mouth, I question myself as to why I'm dating such a loser. This is my day, keep your opinions to yourself, Please...and leave the thinking to me." And that would've been the end of that.

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starburgerdeluxe 0

I would have been like okay so you can pay for everything for the rest of our lives and be the person to bring home the bacon while i sit on my ass all day and watch TV. OH and make sure you hire someone who cleans the house very well and a nanny who knows everything there is to know about children. Who the heck does he think he is!? alpha dog my ass

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tisiphone_fml 0

This ^. At least you're not married yet, so there's minimal paperwork and baggage. Leave while you can.

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JasmineLovesJam 3

Drop that ****** like a hot cake ;) and you could do so much better :)

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snakelady 3

Shirley, I agree with everyone who has said they would tell him to get used to being single as well as those who are saying to dump him. that is a sign of a future abuser. That alpha dog crap doesnt fly with me either....I would tell him that you are the alpha bitch. lol I have seen alpha females kick alpha males butts lots of times

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