Miscellaneous: Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable...

By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 13:48 - Canada - Bolton

Today, I went for a jog. I was 5 km away from home when I had a sudden urge to poop. I didn't want to use the bushes, so I thought I could hold it in. I was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML

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Hear this?

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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Raincheck?

By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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Pushing the envelope

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML

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By teapotrevolt - 02/03/2015 20:40 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Running

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

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cheezter 15

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:26

Never ever ever tell anyone about this

MyNameIsLaughter 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:30

I hate it when this happens! I try to drink a good amount of water and do jumping jacks, and small exercises to warm up before my runs to make sure nothing is gonna get loose on the run. Hope the next run is better OP

Comments

TarponSnook 12

Tuesday 18 August 2015 14:46

Well that's a shitty situation

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 August 2015 15:20

You just had to be THAT person, didn't you.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 18 August 2015 14:50

This is exactly the reason why I don't run at all unless I am sure I emptied my colonic contents beforehand.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 August 2015 15:22

So, your bowels wanted to run too. It wouldn't be fair to let your feet have all the fun!

collkw 4

Tuesday 18 August 2015 15:41

You ain't ******** me are ya?

teeeyee21 13

Tuesday 18 August 2015 16:16

That sucks??

bapbap_fml 15

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:03

Well that's unfortunate. I think at some point in our adult lives we'll probably all shit ourselves at least once. My husband did last year when he had food poisoning, and to be honest I was a little relieved because I figured now if I ever shit myself he can't laugh at me because he did it first lol.

XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

Tuesday 18 August 2015 23:10

Running always gets everything flowing. I run by wooded areas but luckily haven't had to go in them. I came extremely close one time but made it to the bathroom. Now I bring baby wipes just to be on the safe side. Haha. I get more upset that it ruins my workout. :/

llwad0717 13

Wednesday 19 August 2015 0:01

dude gastric has nothing to do with the bowels cause i have gastritis and it has everything to do with the stomach and inflammation nothing to do with ******** your pants.