By teapotrevolt - 02/03/2015 20:40 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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Ramos808 29

Karma sucks, doesn't it? Next time, don't make fun of others!

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tac0609 13

That it does my friend. That it does.

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vikky538 28

some times through throat and sometimes through ass..

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WolliBolli 23

And some times it finds its way to you instantly. Why wait?

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Retaheki 27

Her name is 'yolololol,' do you really expect her to spell good?

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LizetteBerenice 22

Yes it does

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EmoKami 21

Jogger: 1 Karma: 1 OP: lucky to be alive

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countryrose92 23

I would say jogger +2 1 for being overweight and trying to fix it, and 1 for having karma as their sidekick.

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garrett_8614 14

Well who said the jogger was overweight?

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Dreamsorrow93 24

I'd of let you choke on karma.

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Brittin8or 12

damn really? that's messed up, I wouldn't be that cold :

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Patriots21 14

Because your comment was dickish, I don't feel bad correcting you-- it's would have*, not would of.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

There's also a teeny, tiny chance that it might be a joke and that she's not really a psychopath. Just a thought.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Maybe some of both. I thank you for the kind thought though.

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MMSINCsidecars 9

You deserved it fatass(I know you're probably not fat but you acted like one)

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False_Stupidity 41

So, all fatasses are rude, obnoxious perople?

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blinked_281 29

No, #50. But OP was sitting on their ass eating French fries while they laughed at someone who's exercising.

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walktowardslight 33

I thought we had all agreed to let "YDI for being a fatass" comments be a distant memory of 2009

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teapotrevolt 27

At no point in this FML does it even say what I was doing. It was certainly not "sitting on my ass, getting fat"

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MzZombicidal 36

Guys, come on! It's totally obvious that they mean only fat people eat French fries, duuuh!

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TallMist 32

#135, what makes you think it's funny when a person gets hurt due to tripping and falling?

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ZachHatesPeople 22

Thanks for tarnishing our Canadian rep, Op.

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teapotrevolt 27

I know, I'm terribly sorry. I did apologize for laughing. I also apologized for him falling even though it wasn't my fault. That's just how Canadian I am.

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TwoXMike 14

Justin Beiber did that a long time ago #8

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CrassKal 27

It sounds like a comedy sketch. Person eating junk food mocks the person trying to be healthy, only for the food to literally almost kill him/her.

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ZachHatesPeople 22

When Justin Bieber became famous he was an innocent kid. Murica' has made him the way he is...

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Ramos808 29

Karma sucks, doesn't it? Next time, don't make fun of others!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

OP had a sudden reaction to laugh, it happens to all of us, because it can be funny in the moment. It doesn't mean OP thinks it's funny a jogger got hurt. OP wasn't making fun, either. I bet you're (not) a saint. Sick of "karma" comments. We can't do things that are looked down upon, but also can't do good things because no good deed goes unpunished, so next time OP should... vanish into thin air?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I completely agree with 67! Op probably laughed as a natural reaction, not on purpose. Everyone knows that there is something innately funny about people falling. Why do you think all those YouTube "fail" videos get so many viewers. I watch those fail videos and laugh my head off and I even feel horrible for laughing so hard when I know someone's probably been hurt. There's no harm in admitting it's funny. And I'm sure op didn't mean to laugh and that if the jogger was seriously injured op would've gone to help immediately. Everyone needs to get down and step away from their judgmental high horses. :) Op: so thankful the jogger was able to save you, as that situation could've turned bad fast!

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

People saying stuff about karma, but if I saw me fall I'd probably laugh too. FYL OP, as long as you didn't make a big scene about the jogger tripping up.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

And we'd all say you deserved it when karma bites you on the arse too

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