Health: Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb....

By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By marie - 02/12/2020 23:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By eiregal2 - 15/04/2020 23:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2025 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:46

That takes skill

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:50

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

Comments

iLoveFamilyGuy 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 21:32

Will someone PLEASE explain to me how this occurs?

robsic66 14

Sunday 14 October 2012 0:54

Shouldn't have hurt the bubble wrap...

sgtcxelite 11

Friday 31 May 2013 23:43

Someone goes hard

Laura3415 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:26

Can't be an FML if bubble wrap's involved, you deserved it :')

247pacient 11

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:53

Sounds like something that would happen to me

HollyPolly 19

Sunday 12 April 2015 10:38

that is too funny, the same thing happened to me.

chickenshit6 3

Friday 1 May 2015 5:48

They should have a warning label on there!

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