Miscellaneous: Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that...

By dargas - 09/03/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2021 02:01

Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML

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By France Howell - 10/05/2018 15:00

Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML

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By ohboy - 06/03/2009 00:51 - United States

Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 14:01

Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:00

Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

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By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/05/2020 23:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML

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soiree_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:06

FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :

mrlucky4444 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 1:05

you have great taste in women

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anonymous3000_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:47

dude, that if f*ed up.

Ahka123 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:51

I'm so sorry for your loss:(

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:51

She's an ass. What the heck is wrong with people? You should have said to her, "THAT'S RIGHT, SELFISH BI*CH. I'M NOT GOING TO BE ANY HELP TO YOU BECAUSE MY SISTER JUST DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEED." Don't waste your life being disappointed by someone who obviously doesn't care about your family and maybe not even you. I'm sorry to hear that she did that. Why don't you stealthily plot revenge? Or better yet, take a tip from the comments section here. There are plenty jerky men to advise you how to treat a woman like garbage. This one just might deserve it.

heyred 11

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:56

I am dooryard for your loss. Did your wife blurt that out in shock? Did she ever retract it? In my book, your sibling dying suddenly means that any social plans are canceled. WTF was she thinking?!

heyred 11

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:01

Dooryard = sorry. Damn you, spellcheck - damn you!! / shaking fist

Wolfex999 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 2:59

Wow, your wife's a dick. I'm so sorry your sister died, I would be sooo sad. I hope your wife says sorry.

OperationNicole_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:02

What the **** are you doing on FML the day your sister died? Shouldn't you be busy mourning and being with family?

Stumblebum30 5

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:08

sorry for your loss OP. :-(

niamah 11

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:24

I'm so sorry for your loss. My condolences to you and your family. This is further testimony agains the age old value of not hitting women. Give your wife a bitch slap. She deserves it. Maybe then she'll realise what's has happened