Love: Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding....

By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By Its_Sinon - 12/11/2015 08:38 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

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By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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Starsmydog 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:01

Your wife is a bitch. You deserve better!

mehwhateverr 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:28

Bad news: You're getting a divorce. Good news: You're rid of a heartless bitch. FYL.

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kewlcat 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:57

ouchh how do you know for sure though? it could have been a joke? sucks though!

nwc020 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:12

that's a pretty bad joke

americayay 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:21

This was not the best time to tell you, but under what circumstances WOULD it have been a good time? There really isn't a good time to receive terrible news.

sickinlove13 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 4:22

I can think of at least one good time: NOT at his sister's wedding in front of all of his family.

Xeciaris 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:01

Ouch! You sure it wasn't a joke? I truly feel bad for you. If she is like that, then make out with her sister or friend to get revenge. FYL.

Starsmydog 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:01

Your wife is a bitch. You deserve better!

DangerousBabee 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:59

Ah that sucks monkey balls :( Hmm. Seems to me your wife has a serious case of Douchbagary. :P

PureGold 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:02

That's messed up on sooo many levels x(

SAF_fml 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:03

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MrHippy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:03

ouch bro! maybe you should take some time and talk to her about it..

Uvula 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:05

Dude I would have an orgy with the maids of honor

lolzforfun228 3

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:31

you win my friend.

Dylan1996 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:06

Your wife is a bishhhh... Even if she's joking that's messed..

Casualt1234 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:07

I believe, sir, that you have the right to choke a bitch.

Xeciaris 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:37

I lol'ed soo hard. Reminds me of that Chapel show.

4dakill 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 11:00

You are now allowed to officially slap bitches

JoeBentley 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 10:12

That is so ****** up. I'll never understand why so many people feel the need to be petty and vindictive when they break up with someone. If a relationship doesn't work out just end it honestly, no need to emotionally hurt another person anymore then is necessary.

Jay9313 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:59

Dude, someone finally gets it! My Ex-Girlfriend decided she had feeling for this other guy, so instead of breaking up with me to be with him and being done with it, she cheats on me for TWO weeks, breaks up with me and told me she'd been cheating on me, started a bunch of rumors about me, tell everyone I was harassing her, gave my phone number out to a bunch of guys telling them I was harassing her, and to please make me stop, and told everyone I gave her death threats, which in turn made them give me death threats. She broke up with me, and i didn't talk to her at all, sooo she's a filthy drama *****, but don't tell anyone i said that, because I'm not going to start name calling, I'm above that.