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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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By Damn - 06/12/2016 20:12

Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 22:03

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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By Hey, thats not math!? - 09/08/2016 20:20 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML

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By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 06:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

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By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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Sunday 16 October 2011 16:10

That's nazi way to get a job.

indielove 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:10

The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.

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playahhhh4 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:40

your brother loves you I bet

onikage_666 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:58

I dont belive human meat is kosher, but i could be wrong.

mspeacock 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:14

People seriously? Most just have a generic resume and they simply make adjustments to the cover page. Who really proof reads a whole resume before they email it?

alycion 38

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:24

I seriously do. Of course I still send thank you letters after interviews too. Not many people do that anymore either. Of course I'm anal retentive.

effedml 5

Monday 17 October 2011 9:15

Note to self: don't hire the lazy chick.

ewputthataway 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:25

The akward moment when OP gets hired...0-o

missnuthin 10

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:33

Immediately send a follow up message explaining the mistake and apologizing if it bothered or offended anyone! Assure them that you'll take steps to make sure your brother doesn't do something so foolish and destructive again. then... go beat the crap outta him with a phonebook.

ICONicBella 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:34

Well that might just give you a bonus!(:

DKjazz 20

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:49

It isn't. You know what is Kosher? Giraffe meat. The Rabbis of old filled up books upon books of arguments regarding where you cut on the neck to make it properly Kosher. Only then did they realize how silly they were being.