Transportation: Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend,...

By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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Gunplay 6

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:16

What a douche, dump his ass.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:21

He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.

Comments

withyou_fml 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 1:31

You mean to say "getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into *a* forest. I woke up in *a* hospital." Again, I go to college:)

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:13

OP is posting from China and English is likely not her first language. Cut her a break. Also, "I woke up in hospital" is considered correct for Commonwealth English. The world is a very big place.

linnie_wesker 20

Sunday 22 January 2012 6:56

#114 Do you feel better about yourself now?

chels1994 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 1:56

That's awful :( I'm really sorry to hear, and get better soon, OP

moop256 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 1:57

She lies!!!! You have to go far up to Nunavut for the hoes and there is only sugar syrup and low fat turkey bacon, what has our beloved country become? :'(

lolyeahthatsme 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:39

that dick...

cuppycake11 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:19

Omg r u ok!!?? :O. U shud like sue him or something or break up w/ him

cuppycake11 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:21

Ur a basturd

kooochris1995 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:41

Dang all you guys are talking about New York, that you forgot about the fml

reebokkid123 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 4:59

If its about a cellphone, every phone is now equipped with an emergency call button. If it's a matter of phone battery, every phone will endure energy to make the emergency call. If it's a matter of not having a phone at all, then maybe he got help. I just draw the conclusion that OP was lucky.