Work: Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those...

By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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marcranger 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:07

At least it'll be a memorable event! Congrats on leaving an impression on your coworkers, but sorry to hear about your pants.

Welshite 39

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:08

Way to fly by the seat of your pants.

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thenamesjan 13

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:07

Ouch. Are you ok?

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:44

Huh?

marcranger 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:53

Sounds like OP's fine, but I wonder how the chair's doing.

GirlGamer12345 22

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:56

Guys he put it on the wrong FML..

euphoricness 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 20:09

I'm sure the chair will be fine with all that Vitamin A(ss)!

Abbynyc 0

Friday 3 October 2014 14:25

It was the general FML. And I'm a laydeeee.

marcranger 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:07

At least it'll be a memorable event! Congrats on leaving an impression on your coworkers, but sorry to hear about your pants.

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 28 September 2014 20:48

Great first impression

thebigtwinkie 28

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:07

that must suck a special kind of suck. I bet it was embarrasing, was it?

Welshite 39

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:08

Way to fly by the seat of your pants.

Anae23 7

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:08

at least you made an impression

andiesaur 18

Sunday 28 September 2014 18:08

How does that even happen? That sounds so unlucky. Hopefully the guests had a good laugh!

tigerisabelle 31

Sunday 28 September 2014 22:40

yeah, why couldn't you just pull it out of where it was caught? or am I just missing something really obvious?

Iceberg86300 14

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:59

Crap like this happens. Once you're stuck it can become impossible to free yourself, or takes too much time, Sounds like he didn't have the time. Then you have the person that should easily be able to get you free with no destruction, but just doesn't have the brain power, or both party's involved just say F it, cut me out.