Work: Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those...

By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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Sunday 28 September 2014 18:07

At least it'll be a memorable event! Congrats on leaving an impression on your coworkers, but sorry to hear about your pants.

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Sunday 28 September 2014 18:08

Way to fly by the seat of your pants.

Comments

Khali_May 10

Monday 29 September 2014 4:02

That's a rude chair..grabbing your ass like that

SarahSehhati 40

Monday 29 September 2014 15:46

I am sorry you lost your belt but I am glad that you are okay :)

Abbynyc 0

Friday 3 October 2014 14:24

Just my pride hurt! :)

robd007 20

Monday 29 September 2014 16:00

I have never heard that word whorl used before. thanks for teaching me something new today

unknown5922 3

Tuesday 30 September 2014 0:51

Jerry?

alicat13 12

Tuesday 30 September 2014 5:18

I do not know what you are talking about, I have never seen an a metal worl on any chair so I dont understand how a belt would get caught on it.

Abbynyc 0

Friday 3 October 2014 14:27

I am a woman but yes, I do have my moments. However, I will say that this could have happened to anyone. Remember that when you stand up and have a chair hooked to your ass.

Abbynyc 0

Friday 3 October 2014 14:32

Thanks for the comments, everyone! Many of you are incredibly funny and some of you are frighteningly unable to understand basic reading comprehension. My pride was a bit bruised but the event was a success!

Alesha Solis 8

Tuesday 2 May 2017 16:37

Why didn't you go to the restroom (with the chair), take off your pants off while still attached to the chair, and untangle yourself. This shouldn't take more than 2-6 minutes. Someone could cover you while you go to the restroom. Or maybe I just didn't understand the "event" you had a co-worker with that couldn't let you step away for a few minutes.