Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next...

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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Denmark 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:36

Why WOULDNT you help her? "O, this girl just flew off her treadmill, but I'm going to keep working on burning carlories because thats more important"

Denmark 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:36

Why WOULDNT you help her? "O, this girl just flew off her treadmill, but I'm going to keep working on burning carlories because thats more important"

badkarma129 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:40

YDI. You shoulda helped instead of just thinkin about helping.

haveitornot 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:42

Note to self: paying attention can save your life.

prttyyngthng 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

I wish I could have been there... something tells me I would have gotten an EPIC laugh out of witnessing this...

PokeyStix 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:09

I agree with #180, must've looked hilarious.

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:22

Why would you not help her?

thuryn 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:33

Hey Rawrasaur: How do you know the OP is a guy? Hmmm? Well? Hmmm?

jackbauermp3 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:35

That's what you get for thinking twice!

JordynXJigsaw13 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:46

If it didn't hurt, laugh with her. If she's cute, strike up a conversation.

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