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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year-old boy, and an 19 month-old girl. I was chasing them around the house, having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change, the 3 year-old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 08:30 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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FPsLife 5

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

"It's fine... I'll just kill you later."

kerrygirl 13

Friday 5 June 2009 12:09

sounds fair...

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kerrygirl 13

Friday 5 June 2009 12:09

sounds fair...

ImFatAndLonleyFM 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:49

She got owned

SarahPicc 3

Sunday 16 January 2011 5:08

adjust* seating* arrangement* idiot.... >.<

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:09

wow, demon child much?

mygiraffe 1

Monday 26 July 2010 23:37

kids these days...

curls_99 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

LOL

nautical 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

LMAO

redbluegreen 40

Friday 5 June 2009 12:12

Don't you just love children? I did this to when I was four to my babysitter when she snapped my Barbie in half.

kyliebear 15

Friday 21 September 2012 13:47

And how exactly did she manage to SNAP your barbie in half?

amy397123 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:12

Your a pretty bad babysitter if you let some kid beat you with an umbrella. Lol'd.

Pressed_4_Time 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:12

Haha! Kid: 1 You: 0 This is unrelated but i've been curious for a while. What does OP mean? If someone could tell me, Thanks =D

superboboboi 0

Monday 5 April 2010 8:34

OP = original poster

69_jackson_69 0

Friday 17 June 2011 19:08

Ogre Penis

kittykat1501 31

Monday 15 June 2015 23:26

Thx I was wondering but no one would tell me :3

24788 6

Friday 5 June 2009 12:14

Oh god that is an awesome ******* kid. He's probably going to grow up to be a great hitman/fighter someday.

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 5 June 2009 12:14

Haha that's brilliant. And OP stands for Original Poster :)

FPsLife 5

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

"It's fine... I'll just kill you later."

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