Work: Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job,...

By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML

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Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By TimeForANewJob - 16/01/2017 17:47

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Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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Sunday 30 March 2014 13:40

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 30 March 2014 13:35

I'll have what she had.

Comments

esfox83 17

Sunday 30 March 2014 15:43

The noises were probably a distraction

Ayezed 10

Sunday 30 March 2014 15:56

The glory days of a TSA agent, feeling grandma up for a bomb.

Dumbledora 9

Sunday 30 March 2014 16:11

The hug means she'll be back.

damnit1989 16

Sunday 30 March 2014 16:12

I guess she likes a man in uniform.

littlekellilee 45

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:29

A woman in uniform, you mean.

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Sunday 30 March 2014 16:44

I think you made her day

Credibleskills 28

Sunday 30 March 2014 17:39

Sounds like she knows what she is doing!

mxij 13

Sunday 30 March 2014 17:50

The daily life of a British TSA agent

vikky538 28

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:15

wow... no job is simple..every job encounters some assholes... sorry OP ..

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 31 March 2014 3:55

I think OP encounters a lot of assholes...

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:20

OP must be a TSA agent.

MrsPlague 11

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:31

So, at first I thought this was hilarious because I thought OP was a guy... Then I realized OP is a woman, and now it sounds like the beginning to a **** flick... Is there security footage anywhere? :)