By ohdear. - 29/03/2014 23:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML
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AUShano 15

Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

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ThomasBombadil 31

I'll have what she had.

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Comments

jorgeq161 4

What?! That's sounds like an awesome job/scenario. Should've gotten that number OP

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dreishot 1

congratulations! now you'll have a "returning customer" :-)

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dreishot 1

I must say... you know a woman's "spots" quite well :-)

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Blondie_0509 6

After you finished....? I get the feeling shé finished first....

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martin8337 35

Should have gotten a name and number.

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FrankHotpants 31

I think everyone's forgetting OP is a female too.

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TrinityNevada 11

She feels disrespected by being searched so she protets by making you feel annoyed/uncomfortable. Immature? Yes. Funny? Yes.

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

She wanted you to know that you are satisfying your partners needs xD

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Petey801 5

Are you a pig or something? I would probably have lmao!

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