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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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amberdea404 28

Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.

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pradip 26

You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.

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sariberii 8

I feel like that's a problem you should see w doctor

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nicole1765 14

She only had to pee.

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sariberii 8

I have never had the sudden urge to pee and not be able to hold it for 15 minutes. Definitely a problem

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pradip 26

You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.

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UH60 26

Why is everything down voted but the urine joke? So unlike you FML.

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ColorOfSoul 19

Hey, she is quite responsible person by not leaving her niece to go pee. The down side is she will call you a nickname for life now. :(

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vikky538 28

Apparently you need some lyzol to wipe it off

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singlwforlife 22

You're clearly not a parent or caregiver to a young child.

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Lalala579121 27

I really hope this is purposefully ironic.

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singlwforlife 22

Time to do some Kegel exercises!

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writerchic85 25

You might want to see the doctor. That sudden urge and then being unable to control your bladder might be a sign of problems.

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worldclassrager 39

It could be medical but perhaps go before and you may be alright during and after checkout

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