By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML
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amberdea404 28

Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.

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pradip 26

You should've carried the child yourself, made it look like it was the kid's fault. 5 year olds can get excused for lack of bladder control.

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Xealkry 18

Why do so many people dislike this when he's just saying he's sorry? He's just saying that's too bad.

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aimbug 42

Probably because there's a button for that #30

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yahitscyndi 20

It's probably just because I was able to get top comment and they weren't. Oh well.

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Zarniclopsindorf 24

It is definitely because there is a button.

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justcommenting19 19

If you need to pee that often and can't hold it, I'd seriously tell you to go to a doctor. Or use your pee forces for evil.

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slingerslasher 24

The way OP phrased it, this doesn't happen regularly

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Wideout40 21

When holding your pee, think about sex, it helps.

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Vintage_Cola 29

I'm not sure if it works for girls, but guys can't actually piss themselves if they have a boner: it's physically impossible.

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Kiernan151 25

Aparently 9 has never had morning wood...

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Vintage_Cola 29

Morning wood is exactly why guys don't piss themselves during the night. -_-

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gichikku 14

#9, it's impossible to cum and pee at the same time. Definitely not impossible to pee with a hard on.

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WinterChild 20

Yeah and walking around in public with a boner while you have a 5 year old with you is a good idea... "I swear it's just so I didn't pee my self officer"

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worldclassrager 39

I love how this conversation is going even though OP is a girl

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caybreee 5

Just because op is a girl doesn't mean she doesn't have a penis

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Badkarma4u 17

Totally not impossible to pee with wood some people are into peeing during sex and yes they are hard.

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Kiernan151 25

Lol 25, boners can help, but half the time I wake up at about 3 am and go pee every morning, guess what I still have in the morning? Yep, wood.

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teacupofsunshine 29

Most of us don't have a boner... Just an FYI. So we probs don't function the same way you described. Lol

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NicH1799 20

The phrase "know your limits" comes to mind.

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Tripartita 44

There comes a time in everybody's life when they wonder if they're secretly staring in niche ****. Right? It's not just me…

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kyrisonfusion 22

I'm sorry OP, I do hope nobody noticed... Really embarrassing

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amberdea404 28

Hey, urine trouble but accidents happen.

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A07 48

That sounds embarrassing, sorry OP, sometimes you just gotta play it safe

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ber4fun 23

I doubt your niece would have minded holding the items while you went to the bathroom if she was already being well behaved.

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epeeftw 16

You shouldn't leave your 5 year old niece unattended even if it's just to go to the bathroom for a minute or two.

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meliodafool_ 15

You must've been pissed.

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