By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 00:47 - United States - Pensacola

Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML
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gogo44444 28

Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!

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beeferjay 34

just use protection... you don't want the herp

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Lalala579121 27

And, make sure you proof-read your texts, you don't want the derp either.

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robgraves 11

agreed, this is a license to get into some mischief...they'll never suspect you. }:)

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justcommenting19 19

On a more positive note, if you ever want a super cool job with the government, you can totally get it. And the forever brag in front of your sister. Win-win.

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gogo44444 28

Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!

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sighlifeman 12

its kinda a compliment if you think about it

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CoGhostRider 31

Right along with "you're so ugly you won't have to worry about geting raped"

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Sheepies123 6

Backhanded compliment are still compliments just not as nice.

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Tripartita 44

If you'd like, OP, I could give you some tips on spicing up your phone-life. Have you tried dressing it in lingerie? Covering it in cool whip? Tying it to a chair?

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SecundusSecunda 27

I can guarantee all those work. Especially tying your phone to a chair, your relationship will be boosted to new levels!

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THEDUDE1553566 24

This is a blessing! Now you are free to do do what you want just don't give suspicion!

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kyrisonfusion 22

She could just be kidding. She might trust you more

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ThePaperDragon 31

At least they think you are a good kid! ^_^

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ber4fun 23

It's a good thing to have your parents trust

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