Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport...

By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 18:30

Today, I put my “I love NY” t-shirt on inside out by accident. When I went to a coffee shop, the barista asked, “What’s with the weird NY shirt?” I replied, “I don’t know, it’s just my thing.” FML

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By msassy - 19/05/2012 02:46 - United States - Lexington

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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VegasMade702 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

LoL....awesome....you know you're still gonna wear it anyway.... :)

Jsweeney 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:20

hahahahahahahahahhaha oh well. It actually sounds like a good t-shirt idea. It says to everyone you see that their life sucks.

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VegasMade702 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

LoL....awesome....you know you're still gonna wear it anyway.... :)

jrkarikas 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 22:00

haha just wear it like that it will be funny

Jsweeney 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:20

hahahahahahahahahhaha oh well. It actually sounds like a good t-shirt idea. It says to everyone you see that their life sucks.

colonel_samders0 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 5:47

I think I know you. is your name by chance julie?

kaprookie 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:55

Another good idea for a shirt is Today, I met you.FML

kaprookie 3

Saturday 6 November 2010 5:55

Another good idea for a shirt is Today, I met you.FML

_blank 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:21

well next time, you'll have an FML to put.

tokyooo123 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:22

that's what you get for buying an fml tshirt

pugpuggy 21

Monday 14 April 2014 16:25

*Starts twitching* I'd KILL for an FML t-shirt.... *Takes knife and glances at #4*

jojocircus19 16

Saturday 13 February 2016 9:49

You're saying this using your account. An FML account....... Really?

mnm2arts 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:22

hahaha! the irony! and serously, do wat #3 said!

StuckZ 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:22

Gimme your tee.

yesmy_love 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:23

hahahahah that is ******* awesome.

yuhhkno 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 5:55

I FAVEDD THIS!!(:

24788 6

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:23

Lol, maybe people will come up and tell you their stories.

shyboy_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:24

Haha, that's pretty funny actually. A true FML

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:25

THAT'S SO AWESOME! you just gave me an idea.... I'm getting that shirt...

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML

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Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML

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Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

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Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

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