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By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 18:30

Today, I put my “I love NY” t-shirt on inside out by accident. When I went to a coffee shop, the barista asked, “What’s with the weird NY shirt?” I replied, “I don’t know, it’s just my thing.” FML

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By msassy - 19/05/2012 02:46 - United States - Lexington

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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VegasMade702 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:19

LoL....awesome....you know you're still gonna wear it anyway.... :)

Jsweeney 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:20

hahahahahahahahahhaha oh well. It actually sounds like a good t-shirt idea. It says to everyone you see that their life sucks.

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alyssamarie218 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:47

hahaha

insomniacdude 0

Monday 1 June 2009 0:51

I lol'd. I don't know if YDI or FYL, but this is easily one of the funniest FMLs I've ever seen on this site.

sar86 1

Monday 1 June 2009 0:57

That's an awesome shirt. Stop whining.

loldude1337 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:04

fail

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:39

Well, at least you can try again! :)

Arbosis 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:58

FML F'dYL

shadow_duv 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:00

eh, accidents happen i suppose.

FML_Devious 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:06

you should get another t shirt and write "Today, Your Text Here FML. FML" LOL

AndyBoy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:19

FAIL!! But really I'd wear that shirt.

Morokea 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:24

That's hilarious. And it's great that this is the first FML I've seen in a long time that most people are really entertained by.

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