Health and Miscellaneous: Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

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Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:18

Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

SenGaeriel 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Ouch

Comments

dspadres 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:47

Walk -of shame- it off!

jandrews10 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:10

I'm calling bullshit that the OP was at her 'guy friends' house. There were THREE shot glasses which leads this poster to believe the OP may have just experienced her first lesbian threesome and in the thrawls of passion she fell happlessly from the love perch onto the table below. I'm good at this man...

TheTragicReturn 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:40

Who puts a table near a bed? Furthermore, who puts a table THAT CLOSE to a bed?

jenniferunicorn 5

Friday 25 May 2012 7:46

its a nightstand maybe ?-.-

little_fucker 18

Friday 7 August 2015 4:24

She did mention it's a loft bed which is like a bunk bed except it has space underneath it and you have to get off of it by using a ladder by the end of the bed, therefore a table next to it would not be that strange

remembermexx 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:45

Dude..Clay Aiken troll makes me laugh.

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:52

Land on your feet like a cat.

sportsnut 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 18:22

why do you call it "sleeping over at a guy-friend's housse" Why do you avoid calling it what it really was, a booty call

perstephane 4

Wednesday 9 December 2009 18:26

For all we know the guy friend is gay. Woman sleeping over at gay guy friend's house = pretty much the same as sleeping over at a girl friend's hosue.