Health and Miscellaneous: Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML

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By Grant Williams - 07/05/2019 17:37

Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By Karel - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML

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You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 12:18

Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?

SenGaeriel 3

Wednesday 9 December 2009 9:12

Ouch

Comments

missgreenday 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:44

It's a good thing the table was there to break your fall.

TallyAttack 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 4:48

idiot.

nodbor 11

Thursday 10 December 2009 7:54

You were so wasted that you tried to sleep on the ceiling and fell.

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 11 December 2009 11:39

YDI. Why the **** would a guy want to be friends with a chick & not get some sex? Second, you should pay him back the table & glasses with your ass. ****.

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 17 November 2010 2:41

Someone's a jerk... It's very possible to be just friends with someone of the other gender. Only because you're too sex-obsessed to realize this doesn't mean it's impossible.

SarahSomething 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:55

#32, There are many males who have female friends, for friendship, not sex. These guys are men that can control themselves around women and respect them.

valekseye 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:17

ALL males want to have sex with their female friends, unless they're ugly. Regardless of what they might say to your face. That's just our nature.

TishNchips 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 15:25

Dearest cobramorph person, judging by the shot glasses, i assume that the OP was sleeping over at her friend's to avoid drink driving or whatever. Maybe that's not the case, but anyway, the point is... GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BEFRIENDED BY GUYS JUST TO GET F***ED. JERK!