By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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cokeorpepsi 0

I hate when spiders appear in ur shower it suks.

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fatalkiss 0

yeah this is like the 47942nd fml about a spider and/or shower

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PsychoMerk 0

Lol. did it die in the process as well? xD

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Ajjas013 6

If 'it' is his dignity then yes. Yes it did :)

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djlubel 0

i effing hate that. i keep getting harassed by a massive spider around my bedroom. it will just run around when i want to sleep, and scare the shit outta me so i have to sleep on the couch so it doesnt bite me :(

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itz_towelie 6

pretty sure spiders can get on a couch...

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

i once slipped in the shower, hit my head on the wall, and bees started flying out of the now loose tiles. still gives me the chills

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Was it a Daring Jumping Spider?

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Lightslei 0

Get over spiders people, most of them won't bother you. Let's apply some logic. You are several thousands times the size of them (applying both width, and height). They are going to be scared of you. Oh and number 24, most spiders can climb up a couch. Means you might of actually bit one of it's leg off at some point.

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Thunderbender 2

In the case the OP didnt jump and freak out, they just reached out and grabbed the shower head, which is a lot calmer than I could say I'd be :P We all know that spiders cant hurt us but their creepy as shit... like cockroaches.

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Person1233 12

No ******* logic will get rid of people's fear of those nasty creatures. I don't care if it can't hurt me. If it goes near me, it can go to hell.

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blitzen123 0

They are still scary. : (

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3_silver_9 0

lets apply some logic. a black widow is a 1000x smaller then a human, but can kill you. size doesnt matter

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Lightslei 0

1. Only female black widow spiders tend to bite males. 2. If you don't know the hourglass marking YD to be bit by one. 3. Most spiders in your house are not going to kill you.

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Lightslei 0

People, it's called a shoe, or any other object that will kill them. Not to mention you've probably eaten several in your sleep and your scared of them? Also #34: I understand cockroaches, mostly because they can survive a nuclear explosion, wth type of critter is that? I think I'm going to start breeding spiders if they are going to be this effective at keeping people away. Jeez.

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Ajjas013 6

People do eat an average of 8 spiders wile they're asleep. Spiders are pretty cool. But they still freak the **** out of me :P

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Person1233 12

That's a myth, since spiders won't go into dark/damp places. At least that's what I heard...

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blitzen123 0

I am too scared of spiders to get close enough to kill them. And...people eat spiders in their sleep? o.o

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Ajjas013 6

Yes, they do. We've all eaten our fair share of spiders. Don't deny it.

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yungstunna1 0

I'm sure the op didn't bring a shoe with them into the shower

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And_Jelly 0

People eat spiders when they sleep?!?!? I'm too scared to go to sleep now =[

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weritomexican 7

well I think that's only if you have spiders around so it probably rarely happens but since it's spring them BIG MOTHER F***ERS are going to start coming inside

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