Animals: Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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lolorly 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:29

At least you didn't drop the soap.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:35

Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.

Comments

Lightslei 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:58

Yep, I'm breeding spiders, maybe then I'll stop having to loan my room out to my parent's "guests" Anyone know of any legal problems about breeding spiders in NYC?

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:02

it seems you fail. the spider, however has succeeded. in a future day to come, he will strike again. until then, let's hope you've stepped up your game. or else he'll have yet another story to tell to his buddies. p.s., their favourite hanging spot is up in your closet, right next to your favourite dress.

nessalujin 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:05

Uck, I hate spiders. Any bug-insect for that matter. I wonder if the spider went down that drain, considering you got soap in your eye and hit your head. Hahah he will strike again!

Lightslei 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:06

Spiders aren't bugs. They are arachnids. I should punch you for calling spiders bugs!

blitzen123 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:10

Still just a bug to me. I hate bugs so much. I have to get my friends to kill them. x.x

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 15 March 2010 8:24

Spiders eat bugs. An enemy of your enemy is your friend.

TennisAce17 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:05

I used to have a pet black widdow spider. it bit my mom so I kept it as a terror weapon :) the best way to keep unwanted people out of your bedroom!

squirell_AIDS69 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:20

umm that's pretty odd if you ask me. I bet you're a filthy person

BigBoii123456 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:07

lost ur virginity to a spider, eh???

dave913 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:15

wuss

paperisuseful 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:19

first!!

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:34

how did you manage to...?

SaraE18 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:19

why wpuld a spider butt rape her??

fisheatsbear 6

Monday 15 March 2010 4:52

its called a joke...

Lightslei 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:30

Toilet Paper Roll, Comb, Brush, Numerous chemical bottles, toothpaste container, Listerine bottle should all be close enough to count as the other object.