Health, Spiders and Animals: Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought...

By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 16:00

Today, I tried to catch a spider in a glass. It was on the paper and I wanted it to fall into the glass, but I moved the paper the wrong way, screeched like a banshee and flung the glass at the floor. I was barefoot. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By lacsmac2 - 01/11/2015 14:10 - Australia

Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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Saturday 5 May 2012 12:19

When is it ever wise to throw a bottle at a living thing?

itssosparkly 21

Saturday 5 May 2012 12:27

"I thought it would be wise." You know it's a YDI when...

Comments

tony1891 22

Saturday 5 May 2012 13:29

yeah I'm sure it is laughing right now. just as I am laughing at your post. =D. happy hunting

leadawg75 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 13:34

Lmao!

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Saturday 5 May 2012 13:59

Don't worry, it will come back for another laugh.

tj4234 35

Saturday 5 May 2012 14:44

I clicked YDI after you said you were trying to kill a spider. Seriously. Why kill it? What has it done to deserve being killed? If it bothered you that much you could have just put it outside.

baileylaidlaw 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 15:14

I kill every bug / spider I see. I hate spiders. I will kill em' when I see em.

dominic1221 6

Saturday 5 May 2012 22:02

26- Awww you're scared of a little spider? Don't have the balls to catch it and put it out, you're such a pansy that all you can do is put a boot on it? Awww. :)

Morden_fml 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 0:36

If I walk into my house and see a strange guy standing there and saying "Hey, I'm gonna spray some stuff from my posterior all over the place and maybe eat some bugs. As long as you keep cool about it then we're good. Otherwise, if you come near me or get too worked up about me crawling on top of you while you sleep, then I'll bite you. Might even poison you" then I'd probably stop on him for a while. Why treat a spider better than a person?

Ninjasaurus18 9

Saturday 5 May 2012 14:45

Why would you kill a spider in the first place?

Cintia07 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 14:54

You have a good throw for all of that to happen!

PenguinSwag47 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 15:54

When I read this I thought you threw a glass bottle. Then I realized glass bottles don't bounce.

iceblue_fml 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:08

Glass bottles bounce! My friend and I used to throw magnums and other bottles but a magnum is crazy strong. I've also seen a 40, thrown at point blank range, bounce off of a passenger window of a mustang. Neither broke.