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By NotAnUglyBaby - 22/03/2016 22:40 - Mexico - Córdoba

Today, while vacationing, a small boy asked to see the baby I was holding, wrapped in a blanket. I showed him, and his face reflexively scrunched up. The boy's mother came and apologized to me. Her face scrunched up too. FML

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By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 05:44 - United States

Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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By Motherly Love - 14/08/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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MOOSE786 8

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:41

All babies look like potatoes to me

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:43

How new of a baby is it? Because most newborns look like little aliens until are they a couple weeks old or so.

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darshini_ii 24

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:39

Such a douche. The mom too.

thatguy206 27

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:44

can't blame a kid that young because he just learned it from the mom which is why most disrespectful kids are the way they are today.

Dale_shackleford 13

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:23

Not his fault OP has an ugly baby.

MOOSE786 8

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:41

All babies look like potatoes to me

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:26

I like potatoes

TheGreatPotato 19

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:52

We do not look like babies.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:10

I don't know, that potato in your profile picture looks an awful lot like a newborn baby to me

jarrettd 27

Thursday 24 March 2016 17:17

Don't try to play games potato. We know you're a baby in disguise.

repKyle95 24

Monday 2 May 2016 5:13

Yeah, potatoes and newborns are both delicious

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:43

How new of a baby is it? Because most newborns look like little aliens until are they a couple weeks old or so.

teentee401 36

Friday 25 March 2016 14:54

Even so, most people ignore that and seem to think the baby is cute anyway.

joks666 5

Saturday 23 April 2016 11:05

They don't really think so, they're just being polite. The little boy wasn't socially trained, so he had an honest reaction.

cutiepie292929 18

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:45

Ur own baby never looks ugly to yourself. But fact is most babies are not that cute.

lulinator 40

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:52

Not all parents think their kids are the cutest. Everyone said my son was beautiful, I thought he looked like an ugly old man for months. My daughter was perfect though. Anxious to see what my third will look like in June in case I need to shop the maternity ward for a better looking one.