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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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poprocksss73 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 11:56

She sounds funny for an old lady.. How embarrassing though!

MagicallyFat 12

Wednesday 29 February 2012 11:57

That's borderline evil, but most people like their grandma more than anything in the world so just don't get too mad at your boyfriend.

Comments

CALLAHAN4 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 12:27

Haha grandmas rock

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 29 February 2012 12:44

Did you point out, that your fart didn't smell like prune juice? Haha! That grandma is evil!

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:10

Pee on her rug and blame it on her. Who's he going to believe. His adoring girlfriend or the old lady in a diaper with a weak bladder?

IStoleTheCookies 16

Wednesday 29 February 2012 19:15

Lmao that's an awesome idea

moonzombie 13

Wednesday 12 February 2014 8:55

Doc, this is why you're my favorite person on FML. Hahahaha

TexasJosh 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:22

Haha, well I don't know about anybody else but I wouldn't call my grandmother a liar. It's not serious anyways, just laugh about it. A lot of old people are grumpy, she still has some humor left :).

iggz 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:24

Did it smell like moth balls?

Ethan223 8

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:29

She made the trollface

reddudeover 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 15:54

I just realized who your picture is of, thumbs up. :)

Clamcreepy 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 13:32

The part that had me laughing out loud was that she smirked at you before she did it because I never thought a grandmother would do such a thing as that. She sounds like a real BLAST of fun!