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By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Top comments

Miss_Whipped 43

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

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Cocoapelli 23

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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flufee2 27

Unless u want to look like ur dog, cover ur mouth when u yawn lmao

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Countryboy1996 18

That'll teach you to cover your mouth when you yawn. Learn some manners.

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imyy 20

"diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouf?" - Ludacris

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hoosiergirl94 31

Put ice on it!!!!

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jayne_12 9

And this is why you cover your mouth when you yawn

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lovinlife028 24

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Miss_Whipped 43

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

I hope you ate it to gain its power

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lovinlife028 24

Nope. Sorry. This was the one time in my life I spit out instead of swallow.

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MDoremis 38

Im so glad you aren't allergic! If I had been stung on my tongue it probably would have resulted in an ER trip. I once got stung near my eye and it looked like someone had attached a baseball to my face.

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tantanpanda 26

You shoulda chewed it up for stinging you.

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XxBunBunxX 2

Lucky I'm allergic to wasps and bees. Last time my friend shared her Gatorade with me a bee was on it I didn't pay attention since I was dying of thirst and the bee stung the inside of my cheek. Every time I get stung I cough up blood ;-; Bees and Wasps are assholes

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_guy_j 12

Or a ring on it *sings*

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fohfuucba 21

You should definitely go to the doctor soon. getting stung in the head with wasp venom is very dangerous, even if you're not allergic.

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Calingaladha 21

One sting isn't enough to harm. I've been stung on the face, and I was fine, although the stinger did break off in my cheek.

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733yoda_fml 19

This happened to me too once! The only difference was that I was eating a donut

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duckie227 22

My mother always said 'cover your mouth when you yawn' and now you see why. Lol

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rexey83 8

there's a time in your life when you're forced to eat something. this is that time. shoulda eaten that lil sucker.

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