Miscellaneous: Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping...

By highlycontagious - 22/02/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

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By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 14:24 - Canada - Bridgewater

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

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By julieseattle - 28/10/2019 18:00

Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By carla - 13/01/2009 01:35 - France

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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thebaroness1984 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 16:35

Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?

KatieWagnerFab 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:58

You're probably just a pretty boy. Some girls like long hair on males.

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thebaroness1984 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 16:35

Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?

NoFlippinWai 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:31

My husband gets this all the time. Usually, his response when they regress is "Oh, no worries. That was the look I was going for today." I lol every single time.

SarahHach 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 16:58

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Femanon 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:24

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AnnyPants 0

Monday 3 May 2010 2:35

haha thats mean. ive got a guyfriend whos really feminine too XD

LexSwift 17

Friday 11 June 2010 3:52

Lol! I actually laughed out loud at that.

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:35

you do know, some women are really after guys who look like that. just go to an anime com and you may get a ton of cute geek girls after you.

iplaylax 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 1:47

how do you know

naaano 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 8:01

take care of your self first

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:47

awww, but you probably have really nice skin

KatieWagnerFab 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 17:58

You're probably just a pretty boy. Some girls like long hair on males.

skeez_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:22

Maybe he has bitch ****? Yeah, that would suck.

JustCallMeCloud 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:45

Don't worry dude, I use to have long hair and people would whistle at me and my girlfriend while we were kissing. lol, they probably thought we were lesbians or something. One time a teacher walked up to us because we were holding hands, she started laughing and told me that she thought I was a girl. I don't have that problem anymore because I donated my hair, but once it grows back I'll be back in the same spot.

Cortney 0

Monday 23 February 2009 0:16

Lol. She didn't correct herself, oh that's a bitch. FYL

Blind_Ninja 0

Monday 23 February 2009 0:47

If she thought you were a girl, chances are it's your fault. You probably have emo hair, you're probably underweight, you probably either girl pants or really tight pants, and your shirts probably just as tight, if not tighter. Don't feel so bad. You choose that look and chicks dig it.