Kids: Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper....

By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By dck128 - 29/08/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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chanelvander 7

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:00

Yikes. I thought kids of a certain age HAD to be toilet trained in order to attend day care.

hallix 21

Tuesday 20 August 2013 22:59

"Yes, hello? Your kid... well, just come on down and see for yourself. You might want to hurry."

Comments

ifailcuzilame 8

Thursday 22 August 2013 10:26

Not everyone should be a parent. Feeling bad for the kid, oh lord help him. Smh

ballpython 15

Thursday 22 August 2013 13:38

In the event that this is not due to a medical issue I have to say What the ****?

kingofbeer 2

Monday 2 September 2013 17:21

Maybe he is still wanting to be a baby

Maxilius 9

Wednesday 25 September 2013 8:48

I would have asked her if she lost them while sucking his dick.

BatMelon 3

Saturday 25 January 2014 18:04

My son is 4.5 years old and still not potty trained. Not for lack of us trying, but because he physically cannot do it. He has Autism and it's not something he can handle, also he has such stomach problems where he would literally have to be sitting on a toilet all day in order to not have an accident. People really need to be less quick and willing to blame parents when they don't have all the information to a story. We've been told he may never be able to use the toilet at all, or if he does, he'll probably need help.

Artures_way1 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:37

Leave the crap in the pants. Call mommy and daddy. Let them clean up.

ryanator008 23

Tuesday 26 August 2014 0:06

I can't believe they make them in sizes that large.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 3 November 2014 11:56

Unless the kid is autistic there is no reason for him not to be toilet trained.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 7 December 2016 18:05

Since you posted this on FML, I'm going to assume that the child wasn't disabled in some way, and if that's the issue, then have a talk with the parents and find out what you can, because this sounds like a sign of abuse and neglect, which needs to be reported to CPS ASAP. However, if the child is actually disabled and has no choice but to wear diapers because of a disability and you were fully aware of that (which I would assume, because daycare workers should know stuff like that about a child), then that was a dick move of you to complain about it on this site.