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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By ouch. - 25/09/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 05:00

Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML

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By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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DraftHail614 17

Thursday 16 August 2018 3:08

The lengths some people go to just to be a dick is unreal sometimes.

commandpriority 5

Thursday 16 August 2018 1:56

For those that know me... I am quite the asshole. But even I think this is a bit much. Wow.

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commandpriority 5

Thursday 16 August 2018 1:56

For those that know me... I am quite the asshole. But even I think this is a bit much. Wow.

DraftHail614 17

Thursday 16 August 2018 3:08

The lengths some people go to just to be a dick is unreal sometimes.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 August 2018 3:58

In luxury retail, your looks matter a lot more than in most other fields. Take it as constructive criticism, if not reconstructive.

wanted_2_want 40

Thursday 16 August 2018 5:05

Was it for a breast reduction?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 August 2018 7:15

No, penis enlargement.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 16 August 2018 19:40

I got this. You're beautiful just the way you are. Your kindness and compassion have no equal, and your brings light to even the darkest soul. You are a warrior, and there is no better you than who you are now. Also, I can't help singing your username to the tune of "Funky Cold Medina", and I really hope I'm not alone in this.