By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
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Tripartita 44

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

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amberdea404 28

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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giantsfan2010 23

I guess that means you have nice teeth?

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LilMissCanadian 22

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a good pun. Learn from #1.

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Thatissarcastic 17

They don't call them pearly whites for nothing.

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bcalle 8

Maybe it's cause they were so "pearly" white!....get it?..

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Tripartita 44

And they didn't even mention how good your eyeballs would be in a salad?! What a noob.

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cutycat136 28

No, they'd make nice Christmas ornaments obviously.

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okaydisarray 17

Eyeballs would make excellent earrings too. They'd really compliment the necklace.

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krazy789 28

fml's comment section can get pretty scary. these are what nightmares and ogres are made of

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Tripartita 44

Look, #72, if you have any nightmares, make yourself some warm milk in your human-skull-mug. After a few sips, relax as the sound of your bed's heartbeat lulls you to sleep.

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Ichiya 29

I like sneaking up on people in crowds and whispering "I like your skin can I wear it?" Then you fade into the crowds and giggle as they freak out.

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bwoolf96 21

I think that would make my day if someone told me that!

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pjsr 32

I would NEVER smile at him again. This is so creepy.

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Rkikkas9713 25

It kinda bugs me how people are assuming it's a guy.

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SecundusSecunda 27

Most serial killers are men, therefore by probability we can infer that this is also a man

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Rkikkas9713 25

Now that both have been included, yes. I appreciate your effort in satisfying me.

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amberdea404 28

They may be the secret tooth fairy, watch out.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Ooh, so that's what the tooth fairy does with all the teeth!

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Bgreen94 12

very strange way of complimenting a smile.

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hardcorefan16 22

You better be careful then. Anyways that's a weird to say to someone.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Clearly your whites must be very pearly.

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