By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:50 - Canada - London

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML
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americanLegion1 2

That sounds so horrific but for some reason I can't help but to giggle.

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Psych101 9

I really doubt the "I like turtles" kid would have said that after watching this.

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Spottedfeather 7

Why the hell would you give a mouse to a turtle ?

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I_lost_the_game 25

Oh, I don't know, maybe so they can eat it?

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thatlegit 11

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Spottedfeather 7

Since when do turtles eat mice ? Certainly none that I've ever seen.

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jizzwold 21

17, 99 and 154 are just stupid. Don't worry about it.

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DocBastard 38

Nothing like a good mousecicle...so refreshing on a hot summer day!

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MichellinMan 20

******* DELICIOUS

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I don't like you, tire guy. You look like a marshmallow thats been eating at McDonalds for a few years.

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kittytub 12

I don't like you either, chipmunk. GET IN MY BELLY. -meow-

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jizzwold 21

I like you, squeakers. You look like you get chipmunks high and I am all for that.

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DarkHelmet 10

I didn't even know turtles ate mice

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kikimonole 13

I don't think it was wise to give it to a turtle. I think throwing it away would've been the better option there. :C

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Psych101 9

20- Thank you, Holly Hindsight.

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verkaderk 9

Circle of life. Kids gotta figure it out anyways

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Eternal94 10

I like ur picture .... i think this is the turtle that op was talking about.

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SkoomaKi 27

Well OP, what did you expect? The turtles to get their miniature cutlery and plates out, and then eat it like Sir's?

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hailezz349 5

Thinn of it as teaching the kids a life lesson! But if the parents sue change your name to Pablo and move to Mexico!

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I_lost_the_game 25

Why would the parents sue for a turtle eating a mouse? That seems a little stupid to me.

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Myreaper8 2

Omg, this just reminded me of the gif of the snapping turtle ripping apart a live mouse. Don't google it, for the love of god.

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Blackadder 14

I googled it.... Man I wish I didnt. That is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen.

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joenuuuuu 0

Waste not bro great job you should be proud of youself!

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TheDrifter 23

And this is why so many pet stores try to get all their morning feedings done before they open. Fewer chances to have crying children in the store.

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