Animal Farm

By Jaden Dubin - 31/07/2020 08:02

Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
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redvibes23 14

At least you tried

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mayaklast 12

You can ask your workplace to use humane mouse traps instead. They actually work better than the awful ones (I've only got the one for my house and always catch the mice who wander inside in 24 to 48h with it) and you can easily and safely free the mouse wherever with it.

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BLVCK_DVDDY 7

Should’ve just put it out it’s misery, your lucky it didn’t bite you

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Yo Alan my man! Get this dick outta here!

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mayaklast 12

Maybe try to get over your fear of mice before going on a killing spree...

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like the circle of life goes "round and round." You might just have a Ratt problem.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Are they still performing? I thought they gave up the showbiz Ratt race.

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bloopaloop 27

Rats! I would have liked to see them live.

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RichardPencil 30

They're doing great! Have you seen the Geico commercial?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

I haven't watched anything that wasn't on Netflix or Amazon Prime Video in a long time.

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redvibes23 14

At least you tried

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bloopaloop 27

Why did you even try? They chew up wires and walls, smell bad and attract cockroaches when they die, and spread disease. There is a reason to get rid of them

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mayaklast 12

You can ask your workplace to use humane mouse traps instead. They actually work better than the awful ones (I've only got the one for my house and always catch the mice who wander inside in 24 to 48h with it) and you can easily and safely free the mouse wherever with it.

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