hey another pair

I don't understand why you couldn't stop to get another pair of gloves

If I make sure you have gloves, would you come clean my gutters?

...How, in Satan's glorious name, did racoon shit get in the gutters!?

You couldn't just get more gloves?

Grandma must be such a slave driver to not let you stop and grab some new gloves...

"Why are there raccoons on the roof? Perhaps they found some food up there, or perhaps they're just curious and want a rooftop stroll, but neither of those is likely. Most likely, they have found a place to live up there - either some gap under an eave or in a soffit that they can live in, or most likely of all: they've found or torn open a hole, and are crawling into the attic and living there - that's why raccoons are climbing on your roof all the time." Time to check grandma's attic.

Today my gutters needed cleaned. I'm too old to do it. My grandson offered to 'work for me'. After all the poopy diapers of his I changed, special times we shared, cookies made, etc, I was surprised he didn't want to help me out. I don't have any control over the weather or wild animals - it broke my heart that all he did was complain.

for everyone telling me I should have grabbed a new set of gloves, believe me, I tried. I searched the entire house and asked my brother for gloves too. there were no others. I also had a date in 3 hours with my girlfriend and needed to get this done and get showered before it was time to leave. i didn't have money to run to the store to buy new gloves. And grandma wasn't home to loan me the money. Nor would she be home until about 30 minutes before I had to leave. So I just had to suck it up and clean them then. I also live pretty far from my grandma's house and wouldn't be able to see her again until Christmas. so this was my last chance to clean them before they were frozen solid.

who the hell works in fahrenheit, are you retarded or just american?