Babe, if you want to be tied down, just ask. No need to drop net hints.

Chicks search through dudes stuff all the time

Your point of view is why the divorce rate is so high. People think after 2-3 years they need to get married, so they do. Then half of them get divorced within 7 years and they wonder what went wrong.

your logic is stupid.

I dont trust anyone that types the last letter of their words 5 times. Its really annoyinggggg

it's generally a bad idea to go through someone's computer files . If he wanted to give her her fantasy proposal, he could've asked her friends. Or, better, since they've been dating for so long, he could have had some general idea as to what she likes.

I would bet everyone saying that OP was wrong for snooping, are hypocrites.

Some girls plan their future... It doesn't mean it has to go that way. It's just a fantasy.

no offence but thats kind of weird.. but then again, im a guy =]

agreed, if theyre celebrities then you have other things to worry about..like your girlfriends grasp on reality. but if theyre a list of guys you went to school with or neighbors or actual people and not celebrities, then i agree with #24 and leave it open on her computer and see what she has to say about it haha

I wouldn't underestimate the sham-wow guy.. he did promise we were gonna love his nuts.

I know Plexico is on mine... What?

I'm a candidate for your future wedding, eh? What should I wear? I'm pretty flexible but I'd like it to include a top hat and a gold lamé cape.

I was thinking naked, but that works too. I wonder what my husband has to say about this.

I didn't say I'd wear the top hat on my head, and I am not rigid about the length of the cape, just the material.

Would it be awkward if I invited my boyfriend to the wedding? I don't know how he'll take to the dress code.

He could come in a baseball cap (not on his head) and a longer cape made of a less flamboyant material if he is shy. And he can't stare at my butt. If he is willing to undergo a procedure, he can stay on with us as our eunuch.

He has a cape and I have a spare monocle somewhere, would that work? Procedure? I'll ask him... How do you feel about getting a pirate ship?

Sounds fine to me. I lend him my Mr. Peanut cane to complete the "on-som" I hope the pirate ship is for real and not just for show. After the ceremony, we make the guests walk the plank and we sail off and download MP3's for free. If we have time, we'll board other ships and hold their crews and booty for ransom. BTW, if your boyfriend leapfrogs me on your list of 5 dream grooms, I will be your eunuch. Except, I'll draw what look to be vasectomy scars on my balls to show your husband my lack of virility. You can still be in the "plexico have my babies" club, just as long as you convince your husband that DNA testing is junk science that is foisted upon us by the military-industial complex, the Illuminati and the Rotary Club. Sound good?

Mmm, pirated music. I love it. We could hold their booties anyway? Getting paid to do it, would be that much better. And will do. I don't think he quite understands the club *cough*. He actually forgets I'm even on FML. I don't know how to break it to him that there's others. I wonder if there's someday going to be an episode of Intervention which involves FML. That'd be pretty great. Sad part is, I'd probably star in it.

I'm thinking more like Big Love. I've never seen it, but I saw the SNL take-off on it and assume I know enough.

My original thought was it was about fat people. Isn't it about giant, um, families?

It's about polygamy. You're on my list of 5 potential brides! ;)

Oh, nice! I've always wanted to be the possible wife of a guy who had multiple wives.

redbluegreen, **** u **** sucker! ur rambling doesn make sence. i hear the special olympics r on soon u should be training. then get back to ur padded cell and think about raindrops. "maybe v8 will sponcer a vegetable" (tosh).