Take a chill pill

By failed - 23/02/2011 10:06 - Switzerland

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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Horde 8

He probably learned that from **** movies.

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BayBeezy 0

someone should make a pussy-eating informational....

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seanders 10

Tell her to explain the sour cream then....

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techweed 12

37 would kinda be disturbing when watching it with parents and/or younger kids

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wolve86 0

just go through the alphabet with your tongue a couple of times. don't be the fricking cookie monster about it.

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grumpybarista 0

The alphabet? So amateur.

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EatnBeef 7

blue waffle? or red pancake?!?!!! oh wait!... green FRENCHTOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sweeetas 5

135- its more like cheese taco, everyone go google image that now and thank me later. hah

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AceArctic 4

Sigh. Shoulda used the Tongue Tornado... -.-

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TheKeatonator 5

Nom nom nom xD haha what a noob

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RedPillSucks 31

ohhh Do eating indian tacos count?

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iTerrorized 4

As long as they got no beans in them ..

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ctbabyy 0

Hahah, win for your girll. i would SO say that..

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Lufferkinz 0

I wonder what blue tacos would taste like.....

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pablothepenguin 2

L.M.A.O. why don't you ask his girlfriend she seems to be quite intrested in tacos.

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africanelephants 7

hahaha oh wow that's gross..... but delicious at the same time.. :/

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PvtParts417 15

Blue waffle is for pussys. Look up red pancake.

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mintcar 9

Ew, be gentle. You're not supposed to go at it like that.

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yazmi_09 3

right! I cringed a bit when I read this

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meowmeowwkitty 0

unless she wanted it rough... which it sounds like wasn't the case, and niether for you.... don't give advice when everyone has their own style

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Bananaque 0

wow!! well, you can't blame the girl... she knows what she wants!

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meowmeowwkitty 0

good for her!!! ;)

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Ah yes, I remember my first time as well.

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kotabones 0

I prefer captain obvious as my personal hero lil

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