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rofl they shouldnt let babies on planes without a muzzle. it's impossible to sleep on a 28hour flight with babies screaming the entire time.
Well if parents did what Native Americans used to do they wouldn't cry ever. My parents did this to me and theirs to them, all you gotta do is when they start to cry....wait for it......put your hand over their mouth and they automatically shut up. Now I said mouth and NOT nose or else they cant breath. But you have to do that from early on or it wont work as well. Like if its a toddler it wont work at all. And yes I know that this was a technique used by Native Americans for safety and all since they carried their kids with them everywhere until they were old enough to walk and help out, but it can still be used today to help the rest of the population from hearing that little demonspawn for the entire flight.
HAHAHA yew lewsur
FYL. Kids and planes are a baaaaad mix.
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Well, maybe you shouldn't talk about gagging a baby. No need to kill the child. But, like number 1 said, screaming kids suck. Especially on a flight, where you can't go anywhere to get away... FYL.
that totally sucks!!!
Im guessin we dont have the same definition of the word gag lmao
Haha i would have slapped you :)
I had a friend who was on a 12 hour flight with her 1 year old and this old man kept making noises every time her daughter would start crying and throwing a tantrum. She finally told the old fart, "She's one, your a grown ass man. Get over it." Lmao! The truth is you will never understand until you have children that there isn't a damn thing you can do about you baby or toddler crying and throwing tantrums. No one should complain because I bet you did the same shit when you were a child.
1-I never flew until I was 30, so I did NOT do that. 2- I will never have children, as it's now medically impossible due to a hysterectomy @ 33.
Why not? She should be forced to drive several hours just because she has a child? BTW if 1 year old's weren't allowed on airplanes, I wouldn't have been able to be adopted
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I feel for you, OP. I usually love kids, but if I hear another one screaming uncontrollably on the bus or at work, I am going to kill something. even worse because 90% of the time, parents don't even try to tell them off. some don't even glance down at the kid as it screams loud enough to shatter glass. e_o