Money: Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2017 13:00

Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML

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By me. - 29/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Roseau

Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 03:21 - China

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML

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Where's Mario when you need him?

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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Titanic

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 16:00

Today, after months of delays, my home renovation is nearing completion. Well, it was nearing completion. Last night, a pipe burst, flooding the entire house. The water damage will cost more to repair than the entire renovation. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Saturday 30 September 2017 14:37

Who on earth did you hire? The Mario brothers?

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 30 September 2017 13:23

So water they going to do about it?

Comments

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 30 September 2017 13:23

So water they going to do about it?

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 30 September 2017 14:37

Who on earth did you hire? The Mario brothers?

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 30 September 2017 17:24

Well, plumbing is indeed their game. And, in fact, they're not like the others that get all the fame.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 30 September 2017 20:27

With a few exceptions though, we rarely see them actually do any plumbing.

Seeya55 31

Sunday 1 October 2017 14:07

Why would they make a show when they're working? That would be rude of us to ask for! Do you like getting disturbed at work?

darkshadus 10

Saturday 30 September 2017 14:57

That's what you get when you hire non-union workers

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 September 2017 15:31

It would be funny if the workers were named Jose and Maria.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 30 September 2017 21:51

Simple fix. Dry all the excess water and then fill apartment with two to three inches of rice to absorb the moisture. Come back in a week and voila, like nothing ever happened. Except you need to vacuum a ton of rice.