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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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Like what you've done with the place

By me. - 29/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Roseau

Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML

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By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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You deserved it 3 196

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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You deserved it 1 545

By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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You deserved it 138

kallemonster 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:46

Is it sad that I thought 'man, this sounds like something out of a videogame'?

dan81892 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:45

sounds like something that would happen in a movie =D but seriously, hopefully you didn't get hit by too many/any.

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ardel 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:36

firrrrrsst and that suuuuuuux

LysssNysss 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:38

Shut up about being the first...its stupid.

too_much_fun 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:19

This FML sounds like a really lame video game

caneut 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:57

YDI, should have had a plumber check your pipes before they burst

SAF_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:00

puns

Failzoid 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

Dude.

Beastlyman131 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:37

Noone cares first. Man that sucks.

realrealitysuccs 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:39

dam...ouch FYL

ardel 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:41

6th!!!!!!!!

ObsessedWithGays 7

Saturday 12 January 2013 7:18

Congrats on being the 6th comment. You should feel accomplished.

itsgen 16

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:43

omg i hope you didnt get hurt

dan81892 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:45

sounds like something that would happen in a movie =D but seriously, hopefully you didn't get hit by too many/any.

chinchilla_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:44

Hahah I was just about to say the same thing.

kallemonster 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:46

Is it sad that I thought 'man, this sounds like something out of a videogame'?

sparda4355 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:59

that's exactly what I thought! and an old really crappy video game! LOFL

CyclonePsycho 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:27

Phew, I'm not the only one. OP, did you face the boss at the end? xD

Sharpam 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:01

lol epic

Abirys 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:47

:( FYL

littlemisslee 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:56

I got this vision of you dodging tiles while the "Indiana jones" song is playing. sounds cool. all you needed was some awesome backround music.

666metalupyours 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:58

That's exactly what i imagined when i saw this. @ jennybrev: your life is not f*****. It's awesome.

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