Tonight, on First Dates…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Well, how weird would it have been had she not introduced you two?!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Sounds like a keeper.

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Comments

528Alice491 3

Oh that's a trick some girls/guys use. They bring something totally weird with them to a blind date, and if thy don't find the date attractive they do this whole creepy bit to put the date off.

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L1wolf 6

Run like hell man Run like hell. You may be the net stuffed item she has.

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blah2112 11

Single. For. A. Reason.

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silentxninja 13

Interesting... I should bring a stuffed animal the next time I go on a date.

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ErinShannon 27

Sometimes people with anxiety and such carry a small stuffed animal as a comfort thing.

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spinningrecords 14

She thought it was important, and you can either like it or not. That is the beauty of dating. It’s way better than a date that hides everything to give off an illusion of perfection.

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Sonotsuave 35

Im confused as to whether this means stuffed animal rabbit or literal stuffed and preserved rabbit…either way FYL

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